Sunday, March 8, 2009

Slang: an(re)ev(de)volution in language???

A quarterback on the football team the Gators had a bad game last season and was dubbed, the alligator arm from his teammates, couches and sports magazines. This publicity made the quarterback feel bad about playing the up coming season. The quarterback now has lower self confident and decided to bang in to his managers for the entire next season. The quarterback decided to chillax that season, on all his wealth he has acquired throughout the years he had played for the Gators. Deep down inside the quarterback didn’t give a shit about those who made fun of him. He had girls, nice cars and most importantly money. He had so much he made it rain on those he walked by. He was considered “Ballin”. In reality, he was looking forward to bang in for the season, so he would have the time to spend his wealth and keep on trend because he felt as if he was outdated in today’s society.

Sunday, March 1, 2009

(Part B: Mixed Up) No Happy Ending

Trapped in a psychopath’s basement she screams for her life. Trapped and unable to leave, she has no choice but to wait quietly for someone to come and save her. Sadden by the thought of her life possibly ending so soon at such a young age. She has thoughts of the happier times in her life. She reminisces the time she spent with her family and friends, how she was surrounded by so many loved ones, she couldn’t help but think why this is happening to her. Tortured tormented and threatened for days, she has thoughts of suicide. Surrounding her she sees broken glass rusty nails and left over food, rotting away for the roaches and rats to feast on. By now she has already come up with many ways she can commit suicide.